And comments and hits, so I'm going to prove that I am the ultimate blog whore with some disgusting sort-of porn with a message.
Ready for this one? (Pam I hope it's not as big in your bloglines as the eyeball pics were):
This is what happened to my boob after my wreck in 2005. This pic was taken a couple of weeks (yes, I meant weeks) after the actual wreck. My nipple turned completely black and everything. Thank goodness I don't really remember much of that time period.
I'm showing you this because a)I'm a comment whore b)I'm sorry for all the pathetic posts lately (not that this is in the LEAST bit better) c) I think it's always great for someone from work to get to know you that much better (Hi Daniel!) and d) If my boob was this injured from my air-bag not deploying, imagine what it must have done to all my delicate neurons and the various other necessary brain matter. I do NOT have early onset Alzheimers. I have permanent brain trauma from this wreck that wasn't really solidly documented because I refused to go to the hospital with the EMTs when I regained consciousness, and I didn't have a CT until nearly a month later..
So now I'd like to show you where my plastic surgeon says my nipples should actually be (since my boobs are already out there anyway. Let's just say, mine are so far south they're in another continent, or something. She DREW the pretend nipples on me and I kept touching them all day. "they're supposed to be here?" I will be going back to round two with the insurance company soon.
But ALSO, imagine the disgust boob porn searchers will feel at this picture. That in itself gives me great joy!