My oldest son told me the other day that he didn't really think I was very mothering. Just because I tackled him. What? He's taller than me- the big cry baby.
Recent, odd texting between me and my now 18 year old- get out of the house now- daughter:
K:(misspellings are ALL hers- I know how to spell) Im gonna call the hair place and schedule it before 3 prob early and ill say i want a cut and you want your eyebrows done its amber right? Or can you call? (props for capitalizing twice. I guess)
J (aka me): Before 3 what day? And you can call. Yes the hair person is Aber
J: Damn it-Amber. The eyebrow person is not Amber
K: Umm when can it be?
J: Huh? Are you speaking english?
K: When can the appointment be
K: But don't you need money?
J: Oh. Wednesday then. I just thought you were my sugarmomma
K: Ill call during nap time
J: I get a nap! Yayhoooooo! You're the best sugarmomma ever!
K: MY nap time! If I can :( can you just call?
J: Nope, cuz you suck as a sugarmomma AND I always have to wear the big girl panties. You're 18, grow a pair!
K: Well i just dont have time
J: Also, I'm going to tell my ex gangbanger friend to kick yo ass, even if he did like the jelly belly drink you bought him
J: And also, your excuse isn't creative enough. I win!
K: Hahah wow
J: I am WAY more fun than three year olds! Plus, remember that time I didn't let you drown even though it was funny. Yeah, that!
J: I am totally blogging this whole conversation. Just don't read that one post you can't read cuz I said
K: Remember when you called the hair place so I didn't have to during work?
J: No I don't. Thank you for asking.
J: No maam. I am busy blogworking
K: Ok how bout ill pay for your tanning if you call and make the appointment
Fin (for now)
Is is just me, or is her logic illogical? Tanning= haircut? Huh? Maybe I'm not a good logical parent?
Or public schools suck. It's gotta be one of those two options, right?